February 2011
140 posts
Here’s hoping classes are canceled tomorrow. #cheers
Feb 1st
January 2011
35 posts
Cookie dough sounds quite nice.
Jan 31st
As of right now, I am more interested in catching up with the latest season of 30 Rock than reading classical Japanese literature.
Jan 31st
Comcast scares me.
Jan 30th
WHY DID I NOT KNOW MURDER, SHE WROTE WAS ON NETFLIX UNTIL NOW?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!
Jan 28th
Thank you, Union, for playing “Only Girl (In The World)” when I am in the worst of moods.
Jan 28th
Sony cares way more about system updates than I do.
Jan 27th
If you’re tall and skinny with a beard and long hair, you’re going to look like Jesus.
Jan 26th
Story of my life | http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cook_home
Jan 26th
You are American. You are white. Stop using Japanese hesitation words.
Jan 25th
RT @loribrontosauri: could have sworn that Ashanti died in a plane crash too.
Jan 25th
This paper isn’t going to write itself. Lazy piece of shit.
Jan 25th
In lieu of writing my paper, I instead designed the perfect taskbar set up for my Ubuntu system. #nerdalert
Jan 24th
Things I appreciate: my neighbors below me blasting Sum 41 and clumsily singing along.
Jan 23rd
Pregnancy is so weird. THERE’S A BABY IN THAT WOMAN’S STOMACH.
Jan 23rd
Reina: “I asked my family what there was in Hokkaido. They said ‘nature.’”
Jan 22nd
You’re one of them.
Jan 11th
NOTE TO TWITTER: I NEED HIGHLIGHTERS.
Jan 11th
Brian (@ItsWoodmanBitch) upon a black family entering the restaurant: “Ugh, and I was just starting to enjoy my meal..” #racism #justkidding
Jan 9th
I’m a huge fan of NOT having explosive diarrhea. It’s my number one reason for not ordering tacos from a truck.
Jan 9th
“You know who I saw over Jen Brown? Summer break!” I love you, Studdle.
Jan 8th
Piano ballad version of KC & JoJo? Really Union?
Jan 8th
Ally McBeal’s roommate is kind of a bitch.
Jan 7th
Once a ____, always a ____.
Jan 7th
Honestly, the only thing I wanted out of the Mac App Store was Tweetie 2 (aka Twitter for Mac).
Jan 6th
Clockwork.
Jan 6th
You teach me things and are cool and stuff, @Ja_Milkman.
Jan 6th
And you’d think a North Face fleece jacket and a fedora would go together so well…
Jan 5th
My forthcoming day: 12:30-5:18 non-stop classes. Hagerty to McPherson back to Hagerty. No food. Blerg.
Jan 4th
My History lecturer looks like the Numa Numa guy. Just sayin’.
Jan 4th
Every time my heater turns on, it sounds like my apartment is about to launch into space.
Jan 3rd
Dual booting a success! Any one have any suggestions on a way to make my boot screen look pretty? I tried BURG, but it didn’t work.
Jan 3rd
The thing about funerals is that the guest of honor is always dead.
Jan 2nd
Let’s be honest, y’all, Ubuntu is prettier than Windows 7.
Jan 2nd
Happy New Year! 2010 served me well and I can’t wait for what’s in store :)
Jan 1st