December 2010
45 posts
“You are nobody’s exception.” -Addison Pollock
Dec 31st
Black Swan on Saturday. 127 Hours today. Holy fuck. Why didn’t I go see Yogi Bear?
Dec 30th
lol at rihanna sampling avril
Dec 30th
It’s not the Christmas season until I have a near-fatal slip on the ice and a bruise the size of Santa’s ass.
Dec 24th
Crazy dreams lately. I’d love to share but explaining them takes up way more than 140 characters.
Dec 21st
Multicolored Uggs = NOT COOL
Dec 20th
You say no smoking, yet you provide me an ashtray. Make up your mind, United Airlines! http://twitpic.com/3hl263
Dec 19th
Also, my last tweet contained a lot of apostrophes. Reminds me that store names need to be more creative. Get on that, corporate America!
Dec 19th
RT @bestycoastyy: season 1 finale of the OC kills me :(
Dec 18th
Natalie Portman’s parents met at the Ohio State University. This will be the first and last time I’ll say this: GO BUCKS.
Dec 17th
The accent found in New Jersey is the Cockney accent of American English speakers.
Dec 16th
While going through airport security, I wasn’t offered the TSA’s version of a “happy ending”. Is it because I’m not pretty? :(
Dec 15th
Proof reading is for pussies.
Dec 14th
RT @ShittingtonUK: “A fart is a wish your ass makes.” —Walt Disney
Dec 10th
Perhaps the most intense email I’ve ever written. Thank you, Japanese department, for bringing out the asshole in me.
Dec 9th
That old Japanese cunt can go fuck herself. But I’m not naming any names.
Dec 8th
Dear Twitter for iPhone, give me the ability to see who retweeted me. Thank you. Love, Tyler.
Dec 8th
I’m done with all of my real finals (I only have a photography critique tomorrow left) yet somehow the stress hasn’t been relieved.
Dec 8th
Policies suck.
Dec 8th
And I lose again.
Dec 8th
I look retarded in these self-portraits I took.
Dec 7th
I recently switched to the new profile layout on Facebook. This was clearly a mistake.
Dec 7th
What every film photog thinks: “FUCK DUST”
Dec 7th
The warmest place in my apartment right now is the refrigerator. #truestory
Dec 7th
Shoot first, ask Christian Slater.
Dec 7th
The yogurt industry is most definitely kept afloat by the individuals featured on Hoarders.
Dec 5th
I saw the illustrious long-haired stylish Asian man with nonprescription glasses. I thought they only existed in Japanese fashion magazines.
Dec 4th
I’m not trying to be an asshole.
Dec 4th
RT @typhlotictiger: five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred midgets
Dec 3rd
I am obsessed with petite black girls in skinny jeans and flats.
Dec 3rd
I never really understand a word until I look it up on UrbanDictionary.com.
Dec 3rd
I can totally understand why guys style their facial hair like chinstraps. It’s hard shaving in that area. It’s still douchey though.
Dec 3rd
This has to be a joke, right? There’s a Twitter account entitled @fucktyler. I’m really feeling the love.
Dec 3rd
Thank God I’m an Atheist.
Dec 3rd
I find the word CUNT offensive. CUNT CUNT CUNT
Dec 3rd
I need to stop talking to myself. Even worse, I need to stop expecting a response.
Dec 3rd
I’ve always wondered: what are joggers running from?
Dec 3rd
I HATE PHOTOGRAPHY AND I HATE THE FINICKY SUN.
Dec 3rd
Dr. Felisa Wolfe-Simon is a stone cold fox. #zing #badpun
Dec 3rd
LeBron James is slowly creeping into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named territory.
Dec 3rd
hi sun. stay brite forevz pls. kthx
Dec 3rd
HOW DO PEOPLE THINK SANDALS ARE A VIABLE OPTION WHEN IT’S THIS COLD OUT. THEY MADE A CONSCIOUS DECISION TO PUT A COAT ON BUT NOT REAL SHOES?
Dec 3rd
Drama is gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.
Dec 2nd
RT @RBell44: Your shoes say everything about who you are.
Dec 2nd
netbook, pls come soon-ish. i needz u. <3, tyler c.
Dec 1st