December 2010
45 posts
“You are nobody’s exception.” -Addison Pollock
Black Swan on Saturday. 127 Hours today. Holy fuck. Why didn’t I go see Yogi Bear?
lol at rihanna sampling avril
It’s not the Christmas season until I have a near-fatal slip on the ice and a bruise the size of Santa’s ass.
Crazy dreams lately. I’d love to share but explaining them takes up way more than 140 characters.
Multicolored Uggs = NOT COOL
You say no smoking, yet you provide me an ashtray. Make up your mind, United Airlines! http://twitpic.com/3hl263
Also, my last tweet contained a lot of apostrophes. Reminds me that store names need to be more creative. Get on that, corporate America!
RT @bestycoastyy: season 1 finale of the OC kills me :(
Natalie Portman’s parents met at the Ohio State University. This will be the first and last time I’ll say this: GO BUCKS.
The accent found in New Jersey is the Cockney accent of American English speakers.
While going through airport security, I wasn’t offered the TSA’s version of a “happy ending”. Is it because I’m not pretty? :(
Proof reading is for pussies.
RT @ShittingtonUK: “A fart is a wish your ass makes.” —Walt Disney
Perhaps the most intense email I’ve ever written. Thank you, Japanese department, for bringing out the asshole in me.
That old Japanese cunt can go fuck herself. But I’m not naming any names.
Dear Twitter for iPhone, give me the ability to see who retweeted me. Thank you. Love, Tyler.
I’m done with all of my real finals (I only have a photography critique tomorrow left) yet somehow the stress hasn’t been relieved.
Policies suck.
And I lose again.
I look retarded in these self-portraits I took.
I recently switched to the new profile layout on Facebook. This was clearly a mistake.
What every film photog thinks: “FUCK DUST”
The warmest place in my apartment right now is the refrigerator. #truestory
Shoot first, ask Christian Slater.
The yogurt industry is most definitely kept afloat by the individuals featured on Hoarders.
I saw the illustrious long-haired stylish Asian man with nonprescription glasses. I thought they only existed in Japanese fashion magazines.
I’m not trying to be an asshole.
RT @typhlotictiger: five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred midgets
I am obsessed with petite black girls in skinny jeans and flats.
I never really understand a word until I look it up on UrbanDictionary.com.
I can totally understand why guys style their facial hair like chinstraps. It’s hard shaving in that area. It’s still douchey though.
This has to be a joke, right? There’s a Twitter account entitled @fucktyler. I’m really feeling the love.
Thank God I’m an Atheist.
I find the word CUNT offensive. CUNT CUNT CUNT
I need to stop talking to myself. Even worse, I need to stop expecting a response.
I’ve always wondered: what are joggers running from?
I HATE PHOTOGRAPHY AND I HATE THE FINICKY SUN.
Dr. Felisa Wolfe-Simon is a stone cold fox. #zing #badpun
LeBron James is slowly creeping into He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named territory.
hi sun. stay brite forevz pls. kthx
HOW DO PEOPLE THINK SANDALS ARE A VIABLE OPTION WHEN IT’S THIS COLD OUT. THEY MADE A CONSCIOUS DECISION TO PUT A COAT ON BUT NOT REAL SHOES?
Drama is gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.
RT @RBell44: Your shoes say everything about who you are.
netbook, pls come soon-ish. i needz u.
<3, tyler c.